King Procrastinator

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by FirestoneFeinberg » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:59 pm

hahaha :bow:
heinzs wrote:I see David is the first one to find the time to respond. Too bad I have to run an errand. I'll try again tomorrow.

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by heinzs » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:07 am

Well that got a chuckle out of him...

I'm on my way to the store, be back later to reply to this topic. Cheers until then.

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by gordy » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:02 am

finally ready to debut the current rendition of this poem, I have put it off long enough, here is what i have so far:

"I am the King Procrastinator
I will finish this later
The"

well that's about all I have for now, I plan on working on this some more tomorrow or next week if I get a chance.
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Perfection is my enemy
Procrastination is his cohort
Persistence is my sword

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:39 am

I don't have the time to read these posts so I'm waiting for the synopsis "King Procrastinator For Dummies" to be released at Barns and Peasant.
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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by bags123 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:53 am

I must agree to disagree with all of the aforementioned. Thank you very much. :cheers:
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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by gordy » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:40 pm

:cheers:
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Perfection is my enemy
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Persistence is my sword

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by gordy » Wed May 03, 2017 2:25 am

now i should be able to finish this with the pages back up!
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Perfection is my enemy
Procrastination is his cohort
Persistence is my sword

---Gordy

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by heinzs » Sun May 07, 2017 10:41 pm

Thanks for the reminder... I'll respond later.
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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by heinzs » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:12 pm

Good thing I dropped into this forum... almost missed this one! I'll make a note to check it later. :hello:
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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by heinzs » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:36 am

Glad I saw this in passing. I'll have to submit something here tomorrow.
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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by gordy » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:53 am

don't have much going on next week, should be able to get to work on this then or maybe the week after.......
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Perfection is my enemy
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Persistence is my sword

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by Gizmo » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:18 am

this has got to be the funniest long-running gag I've ever read! :lol: I really should come by and reply to it sometime soon... maybe Tuesday.

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by gordy » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:09 am

im glad you liked it, tomorrow i will finally be putting the finishing touches on it, or maybe the day after tomorrow, definitely
by the end of the week
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Perfection is my enemy
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Persistence is my sword

---Gordy

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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by heinzs » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:28 pm

I'm finally getting back to reply to this one. Oops... the cat wants out. I'll try again tomorrow.
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Re: King Procrastinator

Post by Moushka » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:54 pm

Checked in and found this in 'your posts'. Not sure how to post this . I'll get it done...waiting for payday...
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