Telemarketers

[Blaze]

Ring!! Ring!!
I jerk from my nap
Just got home from school
And my mom isn't home yet
Ring!! Ring!!
I hurry to the phone
"Hello...?"
"Hi, this is Mary calling about a new service..."
I hang up and go watch TV.
Ring!! Ring!!
I roll my eyes and pick up the phone
"Hello, the Barnum residents."
"Hello, do you believe it's right to support the police at this time?"
I think. NO.
"Yes, sir I do but..."
He doesn't let me continue. She. Whatever.
"Would you like to make a donation? You can donate $20, $50, $100, or $1000."
$1000? Hah!
"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm not the person you're looking for to ask."
"Oh, ok, is there a person there that can make this kind of decision?"
"No. Bye." I hang up. Wouldn't have I already gotten that person?
I go on the computer and play some games.
Ring!! Ring!!
I pick up the phone, but think a bit before answering it...
"Hello...?" What the heck.
"Hi, this is Mary calling about a new service. I believe that our connection was lost when I tried to call you before. One more reason that you should sign up with AT&T phone service!"
"Uh... ya."
"First let me ask you a few questions. Is your number still 353-5263?"
Gee, I wonder.
"Yes... but..."
"Is your address still 2144 Brookview Pl.?"
If it's a phone service, why should she care?
"Uh... ya... but..."
"AT&T service includes blah blah blah blahand... "
"Ma'am!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, do you have any questions?"
"Ma'am, we have a phone company and I'm afraid we aren't interested."
"But like I said, our connection was lost earlier..."
"Ma'am, I hung up on you."
"Oh."
Click
She hung up on me. How rude.

[SinnamonPink]

Hehe...This one made me smile!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[ehli'schild]

how true, how true. damn them all, anyway! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad.gif" />