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Duck Soup

Post by audiofool » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:10 pm

Q. What do you get when you mate a duck with an eel?
A. An electric bill.

Q. What do you call a duck with a medical degree?
A. A quack.

Q. What do you get when you join a duck and a bison?
A. Buffalo Bill.

Q. What do you get when you mate a duck with a bottle of red wine?
A. Dinner.

Q. What did the duck say to the comedian?
A. "You quack me up."

Q. What did the duck say to the psychiatrist?
A. "Doc, you're crazy. Everyone knows ducks can't talk."

Q. What is every duck's favorite 1980s prime time soap opera?
A. Duck Dynasty.

Q. What do you call a duck with a British accent?
A. A duck.

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Re: Duck Soup

Post by heinzs » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:30 pm

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