Bill Gates, a Buddhist Priest and a hippie were flying in a small plane from LA to Denver. Suddenly the pilot came into the cabin and said, "I have bad news. The engine is on fire and the plane is going down. There are only three parachutes, and I'm taking one." Whereupon he grabbed a pack and jumped out of the plane.
Bill Gates said, "I'm the smartest, richest man in the world, so I deserve a parachute," so he grabbed one and jumped from the plane. That only left one parachute for two people.
The Buddhist Priest said to the hippie, "My son, I'm an old man and have lived a wonderful life, but you have your whole future ahead of you. You take the last parachute and save yourself."
The hippie just laughed... "Not to worry. The world's smartest man just jumped out of a plane wearing my backpack."
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Re: The world's smartest man
lol nice one Thx for the laugh
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Thanks CT! I like a good laugh. Good to see you active on the Pages.
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