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- The Fat Cat
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A Burglar breaks into a house late one night and starts going through things, when he hears a voice that says "jesus is watching you...". The burglar darts his flashlight beam around the room but sees no one, and continues with his business, and a few seconds later hears it again.. "Jesus knows you're here." Again, He shines his light around the room, where it eventually falls on a parrot inside a cage. The Burglar hisses "did you say that??" The Parrot replies "Yes. I'm Moses." The Burglar grins and says "What kind of idiot names a Parrot Moses?" The Parrot says "The same kind that name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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