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This is risque but not explicit.

Post by heinzs » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:14 pm

One day in the future, George W. Bush has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door
to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Bush said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I
don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All
he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Bush.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, George W. saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what
she does best.

George W. looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............

(This is priceless...)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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Post by LadySaturn » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:12 pm

LOL! :lol: :lol:

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Post by wgilstrap » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:57 am

:lol: lmao...I'd like to know who came up with that one.
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