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The Union rep and the Republican

Post by heinzs » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:34 pm

A labor union rep walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union rep. The union rep once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union man once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union man asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns this place."
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Re: The Union rep and the Republican

Post by bags123 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:31 am

Guffaw!!! Great one Heinz! I can use that next week. Thanks :thewave:
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Re: The Union rep and the Republican

Post by heinzs » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:07 am

It's floating out there in eMail hell... lol. I have no idea who wrote this one.
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Re: The Union rep and the Republican

Post by LadySaturn » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:10 am

:lol: :lol:


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