My living will
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My living will
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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Re: My living will
my sides hurt from laughing
man that made me think of my mom and dad
dad
mom
good one heinzs
/My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
....
......................................
...... And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. ``Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.''
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
Robert Browning 1812-1889
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
....
......................................
...... And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. ``Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.''
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
Robert Browning 1812-1889
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I won't take credit for authorship, but I can't give it since I don't know who wrote it... lol.
An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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Re: My living will
hahahahah that's freakin' hillarious!!!! i bellard out laughing at that. that image probably fits alot of poets! ahh that was a good one!
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wow thats funny!! rotflmao
Good one!
Good one!
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Re: My living will
haha wow that one is gonna keep me laughing. I'm sorry about the wine though lol
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Did he hurt himself?
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So this piece of string walks into a bar and sits on the barstool and orders a daquiri. The bartender leans over the bar and says "We don't serve your kind here. Move along". The next day the string walks into the same bar and orders a daquiri. The bartender says "I told you, we don't serve your kind here." The next day the string walks into the same bar and orders a daquiri. The bartender is really mad and says "I told you, we don't serve your kind, now leave!" The string walks out the door, tumbles himself around on the ground, twists himself up and saunters back into the bar and orders a daquiri. The bartender is beside himself with rage and says "I told you over and over we don't serve string, and you're a piece of string!" To which the string pipes up and answers "I'm a frayed knot."
An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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