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My living will

Post by heinzs » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:07 pm

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.
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Re: My living will

Post by nekot » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:22 pm

ROFL...

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That was great!!!!

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Re: My living will

Post by psychotic pretender » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:00 pm

:lol: :lol:

my sides hurt from laughing

man that made me think of my mom and dad

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Re: My living will

Post by heinzs » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:27 pm

I won't take credit for authorship, but I can't give it since I don't know who wrote it... lol.
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Re: My living will

Post by Queen » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:59 pm

hahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol: that's freakin' hillarious!!!! i bellard out laughing at that. that image probably fits alot of poets! :mrgreen: ahh that was a good one!
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Post by Duchess » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:17 pm

:shock: wow thats funny!! rotflmao

Good one! :cheers:
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Re: My living will

Post by hockeychickkayla » Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:35 pm

haha wow that one is gonna keep me laughing. I'm sorry about the wine though lol
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Re: My living will

Post by crocbait » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:37 pm

A rabbit walked into a bar?
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Post by heinzs » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:23 pm

Did he hurt himself?
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Re: My living will

Post by heinzs » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:26 pm

So this piece of string walks into a bar and sits on the barstool and orders a daquiri. The bartender leans over the bar and says "We don't serve your kind here. Move along". The next day the string walks into the same bar and orders a daquiri. The bartender says "I told you, we don't serve your kind here." The next day the string walks into the same bar and orders a daquiri. The bartender is really mad and says "I told you, we don't serve your kind, now leave!" The string walks out the door, tumbles himself around on the ground, twists himself up and saunters back into the bar and orders a daquiri. The bartender is beside himself with rage and says "I told you over and over we don't serve string, and you're a piece of string!" To which the string pipes up and answers "I'm a frayed knot."
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