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My Next Life

Post by nekot » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:17 am


I don't know who wrote this, but I agree!!!


My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally... You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case .
~eloquently scattered~
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Re: My Next Life

Post by frozentears » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:11 am

:thumbsup: interesting view on life, never thought about it that way
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Re: My Next Life

Post by shawn2005 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:09 am

nice :thumbsup: ...

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Re: My Next Life

Post by Duchess » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:18 pm

:thumbsup: thats awesome!
"Our minds create our realities based on our perceptions and how we view our world..." "In crazy mans world, everyone else is insane and he is the only sane one"
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Re: My Next Life

Post by Moushka » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:58 pm

Wow it's amazing how it all fits..... :cool:
Stuck on Number 2. Learning to begin.
1.Believe 2.Belong 3.Become
1.Awareness 2.Acceptance 3.Action

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Re: My Next Life

Post by mAImaS » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:10 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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