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The Mom test

Post by frozentears » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:41 am

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,

"Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly.

"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."

''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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Re: The Mom test

Post by psychotic pretender » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:25 am

did you show this to your hubby?

man i can just picture the indignant exspression on his face!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you GOT to read this to your mom when you get a chance

if you havent already

shell probably pee her pants

:lol: :lol: :lol:

very cute, very cute indeed
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Re: The Mom test

Post by heinzs » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bow:
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Re: The Mom test

Post by nekot » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:52 pm

:lol: :lol:

Four year olds are deep thinkers! :thumbsup:
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Re: The Mom test

Post by Duchess » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:20 pm

:lol: :computer: :cheers: :thumbsup:

thats awesome! kids are great!
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Re: The Mom test

Post by Moushka » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:39 pm

:devil: :angel: :cool:
1.Believe 2.Belong 3.Become
1.Awareness 2.Acceptance 3.Action

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Re: The Mom test

Post by Nefertari » Wed May 21, 2008 1:42 pm

kids are way too smart!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: The Mom test

Post by Moushka » Sat May 24, 2008 7:50 pm

I........as a mom...................am not afraid of germs.......not cryticizing.....just stating a fact.........get it?????......cryptonite.....
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Re: The Mom test

Post by hockeychickkayla » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:29 pm

cutee... I love it
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