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The Wailing Wall

Post by heinzs » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:13 pm

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about an old man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time, so she went to check it out.

She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by Milk White Chocolate » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:14 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by psychotic pretender » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:10 am

:lol:

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/My first thought was, he lied in every word,
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by bags123 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:59 am

:thewave:
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by northstar » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:16 am

:wink: :lol:
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Post by Duchess » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:14 pm

thats awesome! freakin awesome pops! :lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers:
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by JGarrison » Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:48 pm

god i've pry read this 30 times and i still find it hilarious...
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by Silence Nightingale » Fri May 01, 2009 10:58 am

hahah that's freaking hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Wailing Wall

Post by hockeychickkayla » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:27 pm

hahah! I love it!
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