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Post by thief of dreams » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:23 am

try harder
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:27 am

:shock: Try harder.. damn.. hey isn't that what the woman usually says.. heh heh heh :twisted: Okay, I'll act like the guy.. "Show me yer taters. Woo hoo..." heh heh heh.. :twisted: Hey, that was fun.. That gives me an idea.. oh ideas.. heh heh heh :twisted:

oh yea.. T.. Image If you want it any harder than that, your freaky man..Freak a leeky..
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Post by GoddessErika » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:31 am

Try harder.. damn.. hey isn't that what the woman usually says..
LMAO!!! :lol:
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:49 am

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Post by thief of dreams » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:50 am

:no:
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:22 am

Oh come on, T.. You know you love it.. :wink: Yea Baby.. now go make me some dinner dammit.. *smacks T on the bum bum* Thanks Sweet cheeks.. heh heh heh

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Post by GoddessErika » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:27 pm

Make some dinner??? LMAO!!! Oh Saturn, you don't want him to do that! I seem to remember Terry saying something to Adeo like, "if it doesn't have microwave instructions on it, you're going to have to wait til your mom gets home..." :shock:
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Post by thief of dreams » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:54 pm

that is a misquote, i never said "you will have to wait till your mom gets home" i said,
"If you dont see microwave directions on it... your shit out of luck buddy."

no, i cant cook.. the only thing i can cook is Hamburger Helper or something with directions on the side of the box...
sue me!
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Post by GoddessErika » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:43 pm

I apologize for the corrupt quote. :oops: S.O.L, til mom gets home, whatever the case may be... just wanted to warn Saturn. You know, she is Sicilian, so things with microwave directions are just not acceptable! :mrgreen:
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Post by thief of dreams » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:19 pm

the only reason is because she is afraid of what the radiation may do to Mickey and Minnie
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:25 pm

You do not talk about Mickey and Minnie like you know them.. :smack: They can put up with a hell of a lot more than little T could.. And since you can't cook.. I'm having you take cookin lessons with Tiny.. In the meantime however, go to the store and get me a bottle of J.D., the latest in cosmo and a bag of fritos and bring me back my change or else..:smack: And if you take more than fifteen minutes, I'm sending Tiny and Bruno after ya.. :smack:

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Post by thief of dreams » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:24 pm

ima spend all your money on lotto scratchers and if i win you aint gettin shit. no, jd, no frtios, no jay, nothing...
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:25 pm

Uh where the hell was Jay on my list? Gesu man, you can't even read a damn list.. I said the lastest cosmo mag.. And I called the store ahead of time.. They know what you look like and they know your coming.. so try to pull some shit... just try it.. :twisted: Also when you get back.. I need my laundry done and my room cleaned..

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Post by thief of dreams » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:32 pm

oh no problem ma'am...

*thief torches Saturns room and wardrobe*

All done...
Have a nice day...
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:37 pm

That's okay, you torch my room, your just gonna end up with a roomate and I should warn you I do snore.. I also don't like to pick up after myself and I always like having my friends over.. oh yea I love to smoke cigars too.. So I hope ya don't mind the smell.. :twisted: Now go to the post office and drop off a package for me and when your done with that mow the lawn and clean the gutters.. Also weed the garden and clean out the garage. And then go see if there's any chores, Erika wants you to do for her.. :twisted:

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