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Post by LadySaturn » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:27 pm

Who the hell left the dirty limerick on the bathroom wall again.. Who did it. Fess up now and the punishment won't be severe. :no:
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Post by Nefertari » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:46 pm

well if it was a good limerick someone might claim it......... :roll: :?:
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IT'S DUSTY IN HERE, CLEAN MY PYRAMID!

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Post by MJPease » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:22 pm

Does it start off with The Rose's are Dead The bills are past Due If You're looking for Money Then_____ ____? If not :shrug: then it wasn't me. I never could figure out how to finish that one. I needed a good verb and pronoun. :mrgreen: Take Care
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.

From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02

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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:22 pm

Nope Mikey, it wasn't that one. :no: It's definitely something a Westie Boy would scribble. One of the younger ones. Huh... looks like I'll have Bagsy switch to the piss beer down at the Pub as punishment.
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Post by Eternum 1 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:54 am

There was a lady from Vegas
who wrote her poems in stages
A mouse in her house
made a nest in her blouse
after chewing her poetry pages
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Re: OKAY...

Post by LadySaturn » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:54 pm

Actually E.T it wasn't yours. It was the one a couple limericks down from yours. By the way, can we please stop writing on the bathroom walls. :no:
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