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Honey! I'm Hooooome!

Post by mAImaS » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:07 pm

Realized today I have been neglecting this place. Damn Facebook and YouTube sucked me in. I'm not going to let them control my.......wait a minute.....sorry. Gotta go. Someone just commented on my Facebook post.
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Post by LadySaturn » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:30 pm

Oh Sam. :lol: :hello:

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Post by heinzs » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:15 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:09 pm

SamIAm wrote:Realized today I have been neglecting this place.
Send you out on a beer run and a year later you show up with a story about a you book and a face tube. You're not the guy who lived on that raft for a year are ya? THAT story at least would be worth something, not much........ but something. Your story S U C K S. suckssuckssucks.


Was the name on the lifeboat you spent a year on, the USS. Donkey Balls? Cuz that story also sucks donkey balls. Wrinkled, hairy, zit, lice, flea, tick and tequila worm infested donkey balls.

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Post by bags123 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:24 am

Who?
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Post by LadySaturn » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:17 pm

E.T. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! :smack: This isn't a Canadian Gentlemen's Club.. :smack: :no:
Bagsy.. take your meds... :no:

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Post by Eternum 1 » Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:40 pm

Just spent a week with my grandsons who use the donkey balls epithet on a regular basis to describe the opposition in football and hockey. We agree that it's quite eloquent when used with a upper class British accent to describe a untenable situation.

To quote Shakespeare :

A poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying donkey balls.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have donkey balls thrust upon them.

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Post by LadySaturn » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:38 pm

Don't care. You can jazz it up all you want it still sounds dirty.. Watch your language. :no: :smack:

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Post by Eternum 1 » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:31 pm

Fantastic and by that I mean it's the mutt's nuts and the dog's bollocks. :devil:

Now don't nut me for using British slang cuz to a Brit, a puff is bum exhaust and a fag is a smoke and a pussy is a cat and a roger is sex and a rumpy pumpy is nookie and to spend a penny is to take a dump and I'll ring you up when I'm rat arsed means i'll drunk text you.

So the "mutt's nuts" and the "dog's bollocks" means it's the best and to" nut me" is to hit me on the head with that stick of yours. :smack:

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Post by LadySaturn » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:03 pm

HEY, you can't go British and then decide you want to become Italian. That's not how it works. Il a obtenu, le Maple Leaf. Et regardez votre langue! :smack: :no:

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Post by bags123 » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:54 am

So the "mutt's nuts" and the "dog's bollocks" means it's the best and to" nut me" is to hit me on the head with that stick of yours. :smack:
I think it's time for another trip back to civilization amigo. :cheers:
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Post by bags123 » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:01 am

I just love people who come back, post how they've been neglecting the place, then disappear into the ether of the internet again, rarely, if ever to be heard from again. Good riddance I say!! Go back to that technocratic, narcissistic, pretencious, Schmuck Book if you like. We'll survive with just the 5 of us stalwart souls to guard to gates of PoetryPages. We don't need you! Unless you come back bearing gifts. Then we'll accomodate you just fine. Won't we Heinz? So,....what's it gonna be baldy? :whip:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:23 pm

bags123 wrote:I just love people who come back, post how they've been neglecting the place, then disappear into the ether of the internet again, rarely, if ever to be heard from again. Good riddance I say!! Go back to that technocratic, narcissistic, pretencious, Schmuck Book if you like. We'll survive with just the 5 of us stalwart souls to guard to gates of PoetryPages. We don't need you! Unless you come back bearing gifts. Then we'll accomodate you just fine. Won't we Heinz? So,....what's it gonna be baldy? :whip:
Alas, poor Sam! I knew him, Bags; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; and now, how abhorred in my imagination! My gorge rims at it. Where be your gibes now, SamIam? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? —---who would have thought the jester SamIAm to be so fae and overcome by Donkey balls? Not I.
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Post by bags123 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:49 am

Bags; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; and now, how abhorred in my imagination! My gorge rims at it
Calm down there,....I'm flattered, but I don't roll that way Shakespear. :mrgreen:
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Re: Honey! I'm Hooooome!

Post by enchantingvamp » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:33 am

Welcome back Sam. We missed you. :hugs:
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