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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by LadySaturn » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:51 pm

:no: :smack:

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Post by negatvone » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:07 pm

I'm sorry, but when I'm feeling the world squatting on my shoulder.... this still makes me chuckle.
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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by totsakanth » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:16 pm

Baggsy baby, listen mate
Why ARE you making such
A song and dance about your fate
'Cause weasels don't eat much

Good one mate. We don't have weasels down under. Looks like you did though!

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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by bags123 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:55 am

:cheers:
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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by LadySaturn » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:04 am

Oh what the hell!! Come on man, when are we gonna let the weasel die already.. :no:

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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by bags123 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:25 am

LadySaturn wrote:Oh what the hell!! Come on man, when are we gonna let the weasel die already.. :no:
I gave you my weasel a long time ago, and told you to dispose of it. It's all your fault. :shrug:
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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by LadySaturn » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:32 pm

You're memory is going, you old irish fart. Because I clearly remember hearing that you gave your weasel to Gilly. :no:

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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by bags123 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:19 am

LadySaturn wrote:You're memory is going, you old irish fart. Because I clearly remember hearing that you gave your weasel to Gilly. :no:

You're very wrong,... I never gave my weasal to Gillian. I don't just give my weasal away to anybody. :shrug:
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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by LadySaturn » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:34 pm

Tha'ts not what I heard down at the Pub. :hello: As a matter of fact when I mention your name a lot of women in the room become angry all of a sudden. Apparently you and the Texan have something in common. :mrgreen:

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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by bags123 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:15 am

Menopause perhaps.
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Post by LadySaturn » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:39 pm

Oh snap! :shock: Damn well if there's one thing you're good at you old Irish fart it's being quick on your feet. :hello:

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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by bags123 » Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:48 am

LadySaturn wrote:Oh snap! :shock: Damn well if there's one thing you're good at you old Irish fart it's being quick on your feet. :hello:
I'm a hell of a dancer too. :thumbsup:
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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by LadySaturn » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:58 am

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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by bags123 » Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:11 pm

I vote for officially retiring the weasal. I think the little beggers run the course. Heinz,...if you will sir. Please lock this thread in the vault somewhere. :hello: :mrgreen:
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Re: A Weasel in my Pants

Post by LadySaturn » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:15 pm

About damn time! :thewave:

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