The Hirsute Blues

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Post by gordy » Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:03 am

The Hirsute Blues

Screwed by a genetic hex
Shunned by the opposite sex
It's not our fault it's there
We didn't ask for back hair

Embarrassed when puberty is reached
No more visits to the beach
Rudely compared to a bear
We didn't ask for back hair

It haunts you to the grave
Out of reach, can't be shaved
Can't go topless cause it's there
We didn't ask for back hair

All those jokes just aint funny
Keep on your shirt, even though it's sunny
On the chest just doesn't compare
We didn't ask for backhair

Getting older, going bald on top
But it's still back there, it doesn't stop
Why is it gone up here, but not back there
We didn't ask for back hair

Aw man, ear hair now, this sucks
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Post by bags123 » Wed Dec 04, 2002 6:03 am

Funny Stuff Gordy. Wait till the nose hair starts growing uncontrollably. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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Post by preston » Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:13 am

great one gordy !

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Post by Leysa » Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:50 am

Better a hairy bear than a hairless rat any day (or night!)

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Post by Lil Gray » Thu Dec 05, 2002 4:26 pm

ROFL! So glad you brought this one back and posted it to the new forum. This is a howl, Gordy.

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Post by Phoenix J. Star » Tue Jan 07, 2003 4:09 pm

This was a great one Gordy!!!! Toby doesn't have back hair yet, but he's got nose and ear hair!! Can't wait to see what he'll look like in 5 or 6 years....dont tell him I told you guys that <img border="0" alt="[Angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />

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Post by heinzs » Sat Nov 29, 2003 1:14 pm

Hey Hairy Guy.......

Good to "see" you again.

An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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Post by moonflower » Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:34 am

i remember reading this before Gordy..i still love it..sooo funny! :thumbsup: :lol:
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Post by Reverse Sminkie » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:19 pm

very funny lament based, as is often found, on a subject genuinely found distressing by many in real life! I wonder why we laugh at these things? I dunno, but it made me smile anyway. Hey, you can always go and get it waxed nowadays (ouch!) or get a friend to immac it for you? lol

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Post by Richard taylor » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:16 am

funny pal very funny sorry i missed it before

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Post by TheMillionHope » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:41 pm

ear hair.... :mrgreen:
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Re: The Hirsute Blues

Post by gordy » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:02 pm


My Jesus hung out with thieves and sluts and liars, which Jesus do you worship?

---Todd Agnew

Perfection is my enemy
Procrastination is his cohort
Persistence is my sword


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