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Up The river

Post by negatvone » Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:06 pm

Up the River

Hey you Idiot sitting over there
Listening to you makes me pull my hair
Attempts to snatch my brain out fail
I might take a hammer to my head
Half the crap you think lets me know

You are truly brain-dead

If your sense of humor, inside it lacks
I'd ask for you to find my sacks
Gently kiss before you guzzle
If you bite at all I suggest a muzzle

There's a reason; for years you've not had a date
Simplistically all the ones you attempt on

Would rather masturbate

Remember this though as you find your self as true
We all consider you as a complete douche canoe.
Entering the sanctuary of my mind may lead to perils of unknown magnitude.......... hold on and embrace the ride. Feel the tolls as we pass from existance into my sought domain of twisted reality. -negatv: 5/05-

If I changed anything I have done in my life I wouldn't be me. Personally, I kinda like me. I'm an asshole, but I'm my kind of asshole.

Friends are what help me guide myself through life. I just have to find the right direction first. -negatv- 10/06

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Re: Up The river

Post by LadySaturn » Sat Mar 07, 2015 8:33 pm

JIMMY!!!!!!!! :hugs: :hugs: :hugs:

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Re: Up The river

Post by negatvone » Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:46 am

Miss Saturn! I miss your company! You make me smile.
Entering the sanctuary of my mind may lead to perils of unknown magnitude.......... hold on and embrace the ride. Feel the tolls as we pass from existance into my sought domain of twisted reality. -negatv: 5/05-

If I changed anything I have done in my life I wouldn't be me. Personally, I kinda like me. I'm an asshole, but I'm my kind of asshole.

Friends are what help me guide myself through life. I just have to find the right direction first. -negatv- 10/06

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