Whirled Peas

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kuperian4ever
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Whirled Peas

Post by kuperian4ever » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:47 am

Whirled peas

The wacky world of whirled peas
Blended just so they displease
The ardent crowd who all agrees
It’s better just to think, “appease.”

Green and natural whirled peas
They like them whirled
So please don’t squeeze
They hope you’ll whirl
If they ask please
And please don’t freeze
their whirled peas

Whirled peas, oh whirled peas
Don’t feed them to the old Chinese
And neither to the Annamese
It puts their palates ill at ease

Green green whirled peas
They are green in great degrees
Don’t you play now
Please don’t tease
Let’s all eat our whirled peas


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01/02/2014
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Re: Whirled Peas

Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:57 am

John Lennon might have said "give peas a chance". I thought I'd give it a 'whirl' and I'm glad I did.

nicely done, Kuperian.

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Re: Whirled Peas

Post by bags123 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:14 am

Nifty
I prefer to keep an open mind,....but not so much that my brains fall out.- Carl Sagan
Your brain is like an umbrella. It only works when it's open- Someone Smart


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Re: Whirled Peas

Post by Eternum 1 » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:49 pm

bags123 wrote:Nifty
Does anyone besides Pee Wee Herman and Bags use the word "nifty"?
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