The wacky world of whirled peas
Blended just so they displease
The ardent crowd who all agrees
It’s better just to think, “appease.”
Green and natural whirled peas
They like them whirled
So please don’t squeeze
They hope you’ll whirl
If they ask please
And please don’t freeze
their whirled peas
Whirled peas, oh whirled peas
Don’t feed them to the old Chinese
And neither to the Annamese
It puts their palates ill at ease
Green green whirled peas
They are green in great degrees
Don’t you play now
Please don’t tease
Let’s all eat our whirled peas
By Stephen Kuper
01/02/2014