Tickle my dill pickle
Watch those juices flow
Lick ‘em up and take a bite
And chew it very slow
Put it in some plastic
And have it on the go
Tickle my dill pickle
And set my heart aglow
Sweet pickle, Sweet pickle
Tickle my tongue
I love your sweet, sweet pickle
Oh!! Yummy yum yum yum
I’ll eat your sweet pickle
Fresh from the pickle jar
I’ll eat your sweet pickle
Wherever your pickles are
Give me your bread and butter pickle
Place it on my tongue
I love it’s sweet, sweet juicy taste
It gets my feelings flung
Oh how I love your pickle
It squirts with every bite
I want to eat your pickle now
Today and every night
Sexy pickle
Let it trickle
Cold and wet
or hot
Sexy pickle
I’m not fickle
I want your juicy shot
My sandwich
Ain’t no sandwich
without a tasty pickle
So come into my sandwich, dear
Make it juicy in the middle
Now…
I don’t want my pickle sliced
That would be so sickle
I want the full damn Monty
I want the whole dill pickle
Stephen P Kuper
12/31/2013