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kuperian4ever
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Sexy Pickle

Post by kuperian4ever » Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:28 pm

Sexy pickle

Tickle my dill pickle
Watch those juices flow
Lick ‘em up and take a bite
And chew it very slow
Put it in some plastic
And have it on the go
Tickle my dill pickle
And set my heart aglow

Sweet pickle, Sweet pickle
Tickle my tongue
I love your sweet, sweet pickle
Oh!! Yummy yum yum yum
I’ll eat your sweet pickle
Fresh from the pickle jar
I’ll eat your sweet pickle
Wherever your pickles are

Give me your bread and butter pickle
Place it on my tongue
I love it’s sweet, sweet juicy taste
It gets my feelings flung
Oh how I love your pickle
It squirts with every bite
I want to eat your pickle now
Today and every night

Sexy pickle
Let it trickle
Cold and wet
or hot
Sexy pickle
I’m not fickle
I want your juicy shot
My sandwich
Ain’t no sandwich
without a tasty pickle
So come into my sandwich, dear
Make it juicy in the middle
Now…
I don’t want my pickle sliced
That would be so sickle
I want the full damn Monty
I want the whole dill pickle


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12/31/2013
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Re: Sexy Pickle

Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:08 am

I thought this bit was terribly witty; both as a food fetish and in the use of homo erotic anthropomorphisms about the phallic propensities of a cucumber crisped in brine. A altogether clever piece worthy of note. (A hint to the POM people)

Nicely done, Kuperian, but the question remains as to whether Arlo would be tempted to try this pickle or just keep riding that ' motor sickle'? :cool:
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Re: Sexy Pickle

Post by bags123 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:12 am

Bravo! It's the best Pickle Poem I've ever read!! :thewave:
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Re: Sexy Pickle

Post by Eternum 1 » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:34 pm

bags123 wrote:Bravo! It's the best Pickle Poem I've ever read!! :thewave:
It's a real dilly of poem alright.
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Re: Sexy Pickle

Post by kuperian4ever » Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:43 pm

Thank you, you pickle lovin poets, bags123 and eternum 1..
Arlo would try his pickle on his motor sickle - I presume :lol:


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