"The Diamond Back Snake"

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"The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by goldenrod » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:37 pm

In the case of the diamond back,
A diamond, is definitely,
NOT! a girl's best friend!
But it is the kind of present,
Her boy-fiend is wont to send! :shock:
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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by heinzs » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:01 pm

To whom would he send it? Surely not the girlfriend... perhaps a past lover.
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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by Eternum 1 » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:17 pm

Assuming the girl in question is a herpetologist, I'd still question the motive behind gifting a mobile venom delivery system...with the remotely possible exception being a gift for a member of one those peculiarly christian snake handling cults.
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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by heinzs » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:12 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by goldenrod » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:27 pm

Heinzs...Notice it would be sent by her boy "fiend!" :shock:
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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by goldenrod » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:31 pm

Eternum 1...Please see my answer to Heinzs? :mrgreen:
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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by heinzs » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:08 pm

lol... it's like autocorrect on the iphone... my mind read "friend" without hesitation. Thanks GR... loved it either way.

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Re: "The Diamond Back Snake"

Post by bags123 » Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:35 am

I get it. "Boy Fiend". :shrug:
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