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The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by Eternum 1 » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:36 pm

In the town of Hunkydoria
everything's just fine
We create our own Euphoria
with thoughts so sublime

We never sweat the small stuff
or make pets of our peeves
The dogs don't bark or ruff
our trees keep all their leaves

Faces never wrinkle
no pain finds our behind
Every eye's a twinkle
with poems that often rhyme

The town of Hunkydoria
is not hard to find
Turn left at Amnesia
and rewind your mind
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Post by heinzs » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:56 pm

Oops... I must have turned left at Albuquerque... now I's lost!

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Post by Eternum 1 » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:06 pm

Never let a wascal wabbit do the navigating, Heinz

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Post by heinzs » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:32 pm

I knew you'd get the reference, Dennis... :thumbsup: :mrgreen:
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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by goldenrod » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:11 pm

Whenever I see the word "Amnesia" I automatically want to say "Bless You!"

Clever, clever poem! :mrgreen: :lol:
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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by Eternum 1 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:22 pm

amnesia, amnesia, amnesia.... always a good time to count one's blessings :wink:
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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by bags123 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:02 am

This reminds me of Mayberry, Don Knotts, and Ward Cleaver. Nice,...but kind of dated. :hello:
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Post by LadySaturn » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:00 pm

You forgot Opie and Aunt Bea, Bagsy boy.

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Post by Eternum 1 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:30 pm

Aunt Bea was a hottie.
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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by bags123 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:28 pm

I remember when I acutally enjoyed watching TV. Back when there were actually shows to watch. Now I mostly watch Netflix almost entirely. No commercials, and I can stop into Mayberry anytime I like. :cheers:
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Post by LadySaturn » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:32 pm

Eternum 1 wrote:Aunt Bea was a hottie.

Oh good lord... :no:

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Post by LadySaturn » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:34 pm

Have to agree with you about television, Bagsy. Today's supposed entertainment is nothing but trash and crap.

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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:39 pm

LadySaturn wrote:
Eternum 1 wrote:Aunt Bea was a hottie.

Oh good lord... :no:
Her last name was Yonce, :mrgreen:
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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by bags123 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:19 pm

Anybody remember a show from the late fifties about a river boat gambler call "Yancey Derringer"? I always wanted one of those derringers that spring out from your shirt sleeve like Yancey's. :cheers:
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Re: The Town Of Hunkydoria

Post by Eternum 1 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:13 pm

bags123 wrote:Anybody remember a show from the late fifties about a river boat gambler call "Yancey Derringer"? I always wanted one of those derringers that spring out from your shirt sleeve like Yancey's. :cheers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqEzLvhDUQg
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