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crap mechanical world of crap

Post by chancellor » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:47 am

rust and gravity are the devil!

squares and circles wont go
(it's against some natural law)
..but try and do any job right
everything goes wrong

light a candle
you must nurture it
like some demented
bastard child
great..
look at the wax dripping down the wall
it's screwing up the wall paper!
the candle holder has a hole
in the bottom
quick go get a towel!
the drawer is being an ass!
open you stupid twit!
great the handle came off
ok pry it with a butter knife
great now its bent
throw the piece of crap in the garbage
then it can make a hole
in the bag when you take it out
spill coffee grounds everywhere
ok you got the dumb ass towel
now the drawer needs more
therapy to close
wipe the wax up
now you got to wash the towel
in the washer
the drive belt snaps!

pick any task ,
pick a trillion

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Re: crap mechanical world of crap

Post by heinzs » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:33 am

Murphy's Law rules

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Re: crap mechanical world of crap

Post by chancellor » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:47 pm

indeed.. it's pretty bad when your tools need tools. i'm going to have to work on working
uh oh i'm all out of funds.. :shock:


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Re: crap mechanical world of crap

Post by heinzs » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:32 pm

:lol: :lol:
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