WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

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goldenrod
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WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

Post by goldenrod » Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:40 pm

I once knew a hermit man
Who loved roast beef
But lived on Spam!
Bought gold coins
With what he saved
Hid them somewhere in his cave!
Wonder if he's still in there now,
With all that gold?

HOLY COW!!!
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Re: WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

Post by heinzs » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:12 pm

You can't eat gold and it doesn't give a particularly warm hug. Some people have an obsession with gaining more and more of something. I'm collecting friends. :-)

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goldenrod
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Re: WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

Post by goldenrod » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:20 pm

Heinzs...

Gold left out in the midday sun
Gets as hot as a sun-of-a gun!
Slowly melts into the ground
Where later, by " Forty-Niners found!"

I must admit I have never tried eating gold, but I have sipped a little GOLDVASSER!
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