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buzzing off

Post by chancellor » Sat May 12, 2012 5:05 pm

i always wanted to go to that
historical restaurant
and try their famous soup

it was the perfect day
the sky was blue and it was sunny
how could i not notice?

"the sky is blue and it's sunny"

"the waiter has a mustache"

"that's the salad bar over there"

you said

really? do you promise?

the soup was really good like i had heard

well,it was until i got halfway done

"look! look! look!,
there's a fly in your soup!"
"don't eat it!"

really? why not?
maybe i would have been better off?

i mean, yeah, you stopped me from eating a fly
and confirmed i was in fact looking at a salad bar
and a waiter with a mustache

but none of which could save me from
the idea that the fly
had festered around crapping
in what i had already eaten
now could it??

damn..
it's like the entire day is a giant
vat of soup...

hey, how bout we pretend my car is a bowl of soup?
enjoy your long flight back home!

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Re: buzzing off

Post by heinzs » Sun May 13, 2012 10:23 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: buzzing off

Post by DarleneG » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:19 am

True! Every day is full of flies. We swat at them, to get them out of our way. Then we go on, flies and all! And make the best of it. :cheers:
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