Troubles with gender

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Troubles with gender

Post by Yatib » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:56 am

A bottle of stale ale
Can't decide whether it's male
Or rather female

When it wasn't yet stale
He felt to be rather male
Now she feels female

An abstaining whale
Who doesn't drink any ale
Means he may be male

But a boozy snail
Who does not like the stale ale
Thinks she is female

At last a wise pail
Decided that it was male
As well as female
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Re: Troubles with gender

Post by heinzs » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:09 pm

The androgynous ale
Gave out a loud wail
Through the hole in the pail.

An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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