I Promise

[SamIAm]

I’ll love you again
Just as soon as I gouge my eyes out
With a plastic spork
Or maybe a finger or two
Just as soon as I give myself
Paper-cuts on my eyeballs
I’ll head your way
And go running back to you

I’ll be yours again
Right after I cut my balls off
Just as soon as I eat my own shit
I’m yours to keep
And the minute I’m done baking
All my entrails in an oven
I’ll fall into your arms
I’m going cheap

Right after I cut my own tongue out
And hang myself by my ass-hairs
And submerge my head in a boiling frying vat
Right after I’ve coated my jock strap
With Ben Gay and extra hot salsa
I’m all yours, girl
And you can count on that!

[moonflower]

such imagery!

[Bruno]

If she dumped you before you massacred yourself what do you think is going to happen after all the cosmetic surgery? Your descriptions give Freddy Krueger a halo...and he'd also be better looking! Also there's hardly anyone who's the sole proprietor of his balls. I would definitely forgo this operation. Kindly consider others as shareholders! Some things were meant to be held in trust