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bags123
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New Jersey

Post by bags123 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:56 am

New Jersey

From someone who's been running late;
The people who come early,
before the evening sun abates
Arriving drunk, and surly.

Announcing what their facts inflate
The people who come early
are always from a different state
who drove in prematurely

"We'll meet at five, and dine by eight"
The people who come early
were told about the time, and date,
but they're all from New Jersey
I prefer to keep an open mind,....but not so much that my brains fall out.- Carl Sagan
Your brain is like an umbrella. It only works when it's open- Someone Smart


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Re: New Jersey

Post by SamIAm » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:19 pm

You know what really made me laugh at this poem? The meter. For some reason it just cracked me up. :lol:
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Re: New Jersey

Post by bags123 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:03 am

Idont think they use meter in NJ.
I prefer to keep an open mind,....but not so much that my brains fall out.- Carl Sagan
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