Eternum 1 wrote:When that happened to mine, I asked Sheila the lifeguard to perform CPR.bags123 wrote:I went swimming last weekend,...and I noticed my sex wasn't floating.
You mean your sister Sheila? I thought she retired.
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You mean your sister Sheila? I thought she retired.
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Oooh... oral resuscitation...
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Sister Sheila isn't my sister. You're the catholic and I'm the pagan heretic, so that makes her your sister.bags123 wrote:You mean your sister Sheila? I thought she retired.
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Beats the cardiac electrode everytime IMHO.heinzs wrote:Oooh... oral resuscitation...
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