Aristotle The Axolotyl

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Aristotle The Axolotyl

Post by Level 36 » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:56 pm

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ARISTOTLE THE AXOLOTL
LIVED INSIDE A BOTTLE
BENEATH THE SHADE OF A WATTLE.

AND THOUGH HIS SKIN WOULD MOTTLE
HE LIKED TO RUN AT FULL THROTTLE
AROUND AN EARTHEN POTTLE
AND THEN TO SLOWLY TOTTLE
ONTO THE HYDRACOTYL.

BUT THINK YOU OF HIM NOT ILL
FOR SOON A FRIENDLY LOT WILL
HELP SAVE THIS BRAVE AXOLOTL
FROM A TERMINAL TRIP TO HOSPITAL.

NOW I HOPE YOU ALL GOT A THRILL
FROM MEETING THIS WEE AXOLOTL
SO APPROPRIATELY NAMED ARISTOTLE.

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Re: Aristotle The Axolotyl

Post by heinzs » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:45 pm

:thumbsup: :mrgreen:
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Post by wblogan » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:33 am

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Re: Aristotle The Axolotyl

Post by gordy » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:20 pm

i liked this a lottl :thumbsup:
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Re: Aristotle The Axolotyl

Post by moonflower » Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:50 pm

its so good to read such entertaining words in this, the funny forum! i thoroughly enjoyed this!.. loved the picture too! :thumbsup: :grin:
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