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Scientists discover new element

Post by heinzs » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:56 am

found this... good for a laugh

New Element Discovered:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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Re: Scientists discover new element

Post by jupe » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:10 am

Funny and clever. Yes, morons! :cheers:

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too funny! :grin: ..and true! :thumbsup:
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Re: Scientists discover new element

Post by snorple » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:07 am

UH, I thought it was an article abut admins there for a momeent, and then I pulled myself together.

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Post by poeticpiers » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:03 pm

Superb beautifully descriptive of all governments. Complexity baffles scrutiny. The cost increases in direct proportion to the ever expanding number of morons.
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Re: Scientists discover new element

Post by BeeJay » Wed May 19, 2010 11:30 am

bafflingly moronic.--BeeJay
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