pooper scooper

[Black Star Shine]

no one quite understands
why I do the job I do.
they point and laugh
all because I shovel poo.

I know I smell of manure
I know I must look like crap.
my family has disowned me for good,
gramps wont let me sit on his lap!

in the parades no one notices me
they grab candy from the girls
and frisbees from the boys
then they look at me and hurl.

my life is so lonely now
becasue my profession is smelly
but this job luckily pays high
so i always have food in my belly.

[Silence Nightingale]

OMG that was so freaking funny!!!!
-claps-

[Nefertari]

I used to manage an animal shelter...I understand!!! Good job!

[moonflower]

hey its the end result that counts! thoroughly enjoyed this!

[Black Star Shine]

Thanks!

[bestwurst]

If Poo did not
Your Scooper Smear
I'd Have this
Scatological Fear
of Stepping on the Old
but into the Newer
had You not Scooped
Manure de jour !