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Milk White Chocolate
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A furry fact

Post by Milk White Chocolate » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:37 am

A furry fact.

I am a cheeky chipmunk,
Stealing from the farmers,
Big golden brown hazel nuts,
It drives them real bananas.

One night I stole up to twelve,
And they went bonkers.
Swore to catch me,
The cheeky chipmunk had to be conquered.

How I laughed with my friends,
When I heard this amusing thought,
Coz it’s a well-known furry fact,
A farmer can’t stop a chipmunk in his frenzy act.

Now later that dark night,
When the farmers were well out of sight,
Into the barn I quietly sneaked.
Smiling and rubbing my brown paws,
Coz I was sincerely convinced,
That their trap had to have flaws.

But to my dismay,
A shot fired,
And two farmers jump out from behind the hay.
Dexterity they had acquired,
Putting a stop to my strut,
As a load of lead flew into my fuzzy butt.

My cheeky smile instantly fading,
As I tried to limp hastily away.
The farmers had got me,
And were now laughing and slapping their knee.
What an embarrassing conclusion,
To my big hazel nut spree.

A year has passed,
I don’t steal nuts anymore,
I just buy the super size packs,
At Jerry’s corner store.
Coz that night I learnt an important lesson,
I now go about teaching my children.
Do not underestimate farmers,
Coz stealing nuts,
Can be a risky business,
For those who own a hairy butt.
Money don't make me so broke can't break me.
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Post by moonflower » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:53 am

so cute!! made me laugh :mrgreen: ..thanks for starting my day with a smile! :thumbsup: :grin:
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Post by Milk White Chocolate » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:53 am

:hello:

Thanks Moonflower for reading and commenting...
thanks for starting my day with a smile! :thumbsup: :grin:
My pleasure.... :grin:
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Re: A furry fact

Post by nekot » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:16 pm

:lol:

Cute!!! Enjoyed it MWC.

I can see this as a picture book for kids.

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Re: A furry fact

Post by C.R. Ebowski » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:49 pm

ha ha ha ha.....love it
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A furry fact

Post by Milk White Chocolate » Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:54 am

:hello:
Thanks Nekot and C.R Ebowski....

I had fun writing this one...I am glad you both enjoyed it.
Nekot wrote:I can see this as a picture book for kids.
yes!..maybe I will add pictures to my story, could be quite a fun thing to do...thanks for your inspiring comment Nekot :grin:
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Re: A furry fact

Post by Queen » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thewave:
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Re: A furry fact

Post by Milk White Chocolate » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:20 pm

:hello:
Thanks Queen!

I just can't help writing silly things sometimes... :roll:
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