Oh! Make me a woman!

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unstructured
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Oh! Make me a woman!

Post by unstructured » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:48 am

Without a penis freedom would be mine,
Although the venuses don't see.
Firstly I could get away with murder,
and blame it on PMT.

I would never believe i'd be the weaker sex-
any man who says so is dead.
I could leave this man at the altar,
and marry his brother instead.

There would be no pressure or contests,
I wouldn't have to be the toughest alive.
I wouldn't be expected to be a car expert,
although there may be comments when I drive.

I have full respect for women,
and babies coming out of their belly,
but being a man is no walk in the park,
and thanks for the idea, sparklyshellie!
Had I the heaven's embroidered cloths,
Enwrought wth golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Post by moonflower » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:09 am

a cute comeback!! :mrgreen: ..enjoyed! :thumbsup: :grin:
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Post by sparklyshellie » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:33 pm

lol I like it. Although I must must must correct you - PMT for me, is NEVER used as an excuse to bitch at people. I genuinely get extremely bad period pain and sickness at that time of month and anytime I snap is due to exhaustion from cramps. I am sure you wanted to know that. Don't deny :mrgreen:

unstructured
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Post by unstructured » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:19 am

lol i confess, it's been preying on my mind ever since. I like ur work
Had I the heaven's embroidered cloths,
Enwrought wth golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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ShaylaBlade
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Post by ShaylaBlade » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:06 pm

oooo a comeback :lol:

Oh and for me, when i'm real mad i call PMS

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