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Boffing or Nott

Post by Eternum 1 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:09 pm

Nora Nott was hot
Betty Boffing was not.
Is it better to be Boffing than Nott?
Some say not
that Nott was not hot.
Boffing says she boffed Nott.
Either the boffing Boffing boffed with Nott, was not
Or Nott was boffed.
If the boffing Boffing boffed Nott, Nott was boffed.
But if the boff, Betty Boffing boffed wasn't boffing Nott, Boffing was boffed, not Nott.
Therefore the boffed Betty Boffing boffed not Nott, boffed a lot for naught but not Nott.


Not proper verse but fun to write and I didn't want to tack it on Scrpitronics excellent piece 'Tongue Twisters'.
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Post by IfOnly...IfOnly... » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:40 pm

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Post by Debbie » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:30 pm

:lol: a real mind boggler ET.. :thumbsup:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:36 am

Thanks If Only and Debbie :mrgreen:
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Post by bags123 » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:43 am

Must be gettiing slow up there, now that the tourist season's over. I love any poem that has boffing in it. :bow:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:47 pm

bags123 wrote:Must be gettiing slow up there, now that the tourist season's over. I love any poem that has boffing in it. :bow:
It's much quieter around here now. More time for boffing and writing about boffing :mrgreen:
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Post by moonflower » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:30 pm

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Post by Eternum 1 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:40 am

:hello: :mrgreen:
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Post by Phoenix J. Star » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:27 am

that is definatly a tounge twister...I had a hard time reading it...still funny though ET :thumbsup:
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Post by preston » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:50 am

I'm confused.
Did anyone actually get boffed or nott ?

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Post by bags123 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:13 pm

Not recently.
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Post by Phoenix J. Star » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:35 pm

I wrote a poem about not wanting to get boffed :mrgreen:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:12 am

Phoenix J. Star wrote:that is definatly a tounge twister...I had a hard time reading it...still funny though ET :thumbsup:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:09 pm

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Post by bongonuts » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:48 am

I'm not sure how to respond. It was fun to read though.
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