a maid
soap my chin
for her to shave
I'd like her
to clean my room
Leave a scent
of her perfume
Strictly a cash transaction
no sexual satisfaction
She might be willin
I'm just chillin
We might share a jest
as she sews buttons
on my vest
give her faded jeans to press
ooh de lay he ooh de layee ooh de layheee!
I'd like to hire a maid
two days off
to get laid
every Friday, she gets paid
I want a maid
to comb my hair
make me feel
a millionaire
Don't care if shes blond
or red
what she does
in her own bed
Just need her to feed
the pets
Serve me beer
thats cold and wet
ooh de lay he ooh de lay he oooh de layheee
Got a lottery ticket
now
If I win you
know how
I'll spend it.
On a limo
and feather pillows
for my maid
No big whoop de do
a simple plan
I'm telling you
I want a maid
ooh de lay he ooh de lay he ooh de layheee