Male or female?

GoddessErika · Post by **GoddessErika** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:23 pm

You may not know this but many inanimate things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald, and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

preston · Post by **preston** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:10 pm

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Ever notice how when they have a problem, they always call a Male to come fix them ?

"Excuse me, I've got something jammed up inside of me. Can you help me get it out ?"

secluded_refuge · Post by **secluded_refuge** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:17 pm

Preston's dirty.

Post by **LadySaturn** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:06 pm

I have to agree with ya there, Seclude.. It doesn't surprise me anymore.. I just try my best not to notice..

preston · Post by **preston** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:44 pm

'Tis naught but a piece of paper M'lady.
Won't take but a moment to remove it.

I see your rollers are quite worn also.
Would you like me to replace them for you while I'm in here ?

Post by **LadySaturn** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:33 pm

For the love of..

Post by **moonflower** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:28 pm

LOL..this made me laugh!

..the comments as much as the piece itself!

Post by **moonflower** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:34 am

still laughing!

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