Chatting Zebras(does my bum look big in this)

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Chatting Zebras(does my bum look big in this)

Post by sharoneliz » Sat May 28, 2005 4:40 am

Does my bum look big in this?
Don’t tell me this sight you would prefer to miss!
I know horizontal stripes-can be quite daring.
I didn’t get much choice with what I am wearing.
Go on you can tell me, be honest when you speak.
I won’t get upset or turn the other cheek.
Well that’s it horizontal stripes will have to do.
I bet you would not wear them.
If you did not have to.

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Post by moonflower » Tue May 31, 2005 12:01 pm

how cute!..brightened my day!.. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Eternum 1 » Tue May 31, 2005 12:14 pm

Reminds me of the lead into the old "outer limits" tv show...do not adjust your tv set...we control the horizontal and the vertical.... :mrgreen:

I'd never opine that such stripes make a person look fat but it might make the odd African lion salivate before sucuumbing to vertigo. :cool:
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Post by sharoneliz » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:05 am

Thanks both for your comments, i saw a picture that gave me the inspiration.
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Post by Debbie » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:15 am

This is cute...I do believe stripes make one look slimmer :cool:
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Post by sharoneliz » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:53 am

Thanks Debbie, i don't think anything can make me look slimmer.
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Post by Debbie » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:49 pm

Sharon maybe you're to hard on yourself sweetie.... :cry: you are beautiful inside out.. don't forget it ok...
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Post by sharoneliz » Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:12 am

Thanks Debbie you are such a special person
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Post by Blaze » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:19 pm

:lol: :lol: This is cute...
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Post by Eternum 1 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:49 pm

:cool:
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Post by Debbie » Mon May 15, 2006 2:22 pm

Ah I remember this cute poem....wish SharonLiz was still posting...

great to read it again...
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