Cedric and Cynthia

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Cedric and Cynthia

Post by Eternum 1 » Thu May 26, 2005 7:38 pm

Cedric had an itch
it gave him quite a twitch
it required relief
he had to speak

You see....

Cynthia had a gap
not a chasm
just a crack
where her bite would overlap

From a certain point of view
the lifeform under chew
wriggled with life anew
within that maw askew

One night while looking up
from his plate of succotash
Cedric opined
with wine soaked panache

Cedric:

"Cynthia darling
there's something quite awful
like that movie alien
going on within your piehole'

"And when we kiss
you make a sucking noise
like all the atmosphere
is going out in the void"

Cynthia:

Oh Thedric, tho thilly
you complain about thith
and that willy nilly
Thomeone is pithed from too much therry

You don't hear me complain
about your imperpectionth
or how difficult it ith to find
your johnthon before erectionth

The maid thays
you have two belly buttonth
Tho now whoth long and thort
from phythical perfection?

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So ends our little vignette
of toothy Cynthia
and the chastened Cedric

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Post by moonflower » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:07 pm

this made me laugh out loud!..its very funny!! :thumbsup: :grin:
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