If you ask me what is my favorite thing,
Is it presents with ribbons all tied up in string?
I'll tell you quite plainly like I've told all the rest.
The best thing on earth is a set of nice breasts!
It sounds pretty childish, but you have to admit
There's nothing as sacred as squeezing a tit!
You can eat cherry ice cream or tasty French Ripple,
It can never compare to sucking a nipple!
They come in all sizes, some big and some small.
Some nipples are flat, and some, really tall!
Some look kind of saggy, like tube socks with sand.
Some look non-exsistent like flat, prarie land!
They're something to play with when she's up on top,
Like a crib's mobile toy, your hands just can't stop!
With your head in between them they press to your ears,
They intoxicate more than twenty-five beers.
I like boobs! There, I said it, now I'm done!
And I'm glad that each woman has more than just one!
They're my favorite thing, and now you know why.
I love seeing boobs!
(but not on a guy!)
Boobs, boobs, boobs, that's all you men ever think about it..
Brilliant !
