Sonnet to a half-growed toad.

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Sonnet to a half-growed toad.

Post by burdick » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:24 pm

Sonnet to a half-growed toad.

This afternoon I saw a half-growed toad,
So I quickly said, “how are you today?”
It was a shock, for to my plain dismay
He asked the way to my present abode.

The pathway to my house I then bestowed
(yes, the situation seemed somewhat faye)
so then my muddled thoughts started to stray
composing briefly a dark choral ode.

It was done, and so was afternoon tea,
When I became aware of a small wart
A-growing upon my bare dimpled knee!

With my conclusion you must all agree
If you meet a grey half-growed toady sort
Make haste, turn and quickly away you flee.

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Post by heinzs » Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:31 am

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Post by Debbie » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:17 am

:lol: this one had me chuckling... :lol: thanks for the warning I'll be watching out for that half growd toad..
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Post by Eternum 1 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:41 pm

Just a tad poleing of the old leg going on here, but me likey burdick :mrgreen:
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Post by heinzs » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:41 pm

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Post by Debbie » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:39 pm

:lol: yes I remember this one...well written.. :mrgreen:
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