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by Yatib
Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:06 am
Forum: Translations
Topic: Jan Skácel - The dead (A translation)
Replies: 0
Views: 3969

Jan Skácel - The dead (A translation)

Jan Skácel - The dead (Mrtví) Our dead are all the time along Thus we can never be alone And they come here like shadows In their hair ash and clay of meadows Their faces are like erased But we're by mutual knowledge graced After the cornflowers of last summer's spell Their hands very faintly smell ...
by Yatib
Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:04 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: A rusty tractor ...
Replies: 0
Views: 2050

A rusty tractor ...

A rusty tractor Wants to be a conractor For a reactor But the huge reactor Does not deem the poor tractor As benefactor He is just too weak To work hard the entire week In the huge plant's reek So the old tractor Became a good contractor For the town's pastor He distributes And also well contributes...
by Yatib
Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:36 am
Forum: Translations
Topic: Miroslav Válek - A sad streetcar in the morning (translat.)
Replies: 0
Views: 3899

Miroslav Válek - A sad streetcar in the morning (translat.)

(Smutná ranná električka) A sad streetcar in the morning I'm within I'm within Fully imprisoned In its glass coffin The mournful bells ring before us The mournful bells ring also behind The mournful bells in sad session A mournful funeral procession Whenev'r I come to you Whenev'r I come before your...
by Yatib
Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:56 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: Troubles with gender
Replies: 1
Views: 2322

Troubles with gender

A bottle of stale ale Can't decide whether it's male Or rather female When it wasn't yet stale He felt to be rather male Now she feels female An abstaining whale Who doesn't drink any ale Means he may be male But a boozy snail Who does not like the stale ale Thinks she is female At last a wise pail ...
by Yatib
Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:46 am
Forum: Translations
Topic: Jan Skácel - A song about the closest guilt (a translation)
Replies: 0
Views: 4113

Jan Skácel - A song about the closest guilt (a translation)

Jan Skácel - A song about the closest guilt (Píseň o nejbližší vině (Dávné proso - 1981)) There is a spring replete with blood And everyone has drunk of it And someone killed only a sparrow And someone horribly offended And afterwards he repented And let the water his palms stain And watched it agai...
by Yatib
Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:34 am
Forum: General Poetry
Topic: From acolyte to proselyte
Replies: 0
Views: 926

From acolyte to proselyte

A mild acolyte Became a fierce proselyte To obtain more light He is frustrated By way the Church curated And he was rated His condemnation Means eternal damnation Without salvation He didn't get woman With a naked abdomen As the faith omen But he did find Peace and freedom of mind And faith that is ...
by Yatib
Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:14 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: Drunk computer
Replies: 0
Views: 1945

Drunk computer

A drunk computer Scrapped his advanced new scooter Wounding commuter Annoyed commuter Threatens to sue computer Calling him looter But the computer Blames his GPS router Who didn't switch hooter The accused router Says that the drunk computer Didn't brake the scooter At last computer Paid the wounde...
by Yatib
Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:19 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: A whale along with a snail
Replies: 0
Views: 1973

A whale along with a snail

In my ancient pail I found a little pretty whale Playing with a snail But the wicked snail Abuses the little poor whale With his rusty nail If he doesn't behave I will throw him to the cave Or some musty grave He's afraid of cave Let alone a musty grave And tries to behave So in my old pail Plays a ...
by Yatib
Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:29 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: My orchard turns into scrapyard
Replies: 0
Views: 1934

My orchard turns into scrapyard

My ancient orchard Right behind my backyard Now becomes but junkyard Where you may once find The old junk of any kind That can come to mind [*] I bribed a mustard With a piece of faked wild card To cleanup that junkyard But it is too hard For a poor ancient mustard To make clean the yard [*] An old ...
by Yatib
Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:22 am
Forum: General Poetry
Topic: What is true democracy ?
Replies: 7
Views: 2589

Re: What is true democracy ?

Well, quite a controversial stuff, I admit. I myself don't think it's very good - indeed the words are too big and there is little (if any) poetry in it. But, as I said - sorry, sometimes I just can't help it ...
by Yatib
Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:25 am
Forum: General Poetry
Topic: If our Creator ...
Replies: 1
Views: 1172

If our Creator ...

If our Creator
Is love'n'peace generator,
Hate suffocator

How can he sustain
All this world's strain
And the millions slain ?

If this world's tension
Is part of his intention
Why this pretention ?

[I'm sorry, Mr.bags123 ... just couldn't help it]
by Yatib
Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:36 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: Bad luck for anorak
Replies: 0
Views: 1987

Bad luck for anorak

A worn anorak Discovered that his ancient truck Got a serious crack He is really struck By such a batch of bad luck For his rusty truck In utter despair He tries some available repair With nothing to spare With a band-aid Obtained from his loving maid He tries some first aid It is understood That de...
by Yatib
Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:03 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: Dime lost in slime
Replies: 0
Views: 1996

Dime lost in slime

An old paradigm Somehow lost her only dime In the pail of slime She sits on the lime Peering straight into the slime But can't see the dime Jumping from the lime She should dive into the slime To retrieve her dime But worn paradigm Could not dive into the slime Even in her prime So she hired a snail...
by Yatib
Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:35 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: Playing with faked card
Replies: 0
Views: 1927

Playing with faked card

A pail of mustard Would like to play with faked card Thus become more smart She is too honest Doesn't want to foul her own nest So it's tough request Her husband custard Does not think it is so hard To play with faked card In their own backyard He copulates with a lard Who is not too smart That gave...
by Yatib
Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:27 am
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: Given up slamdunk
Replies: 0
Views: 1874

Given up slamdunk

A slim trunk of junk Wants to learn how to slamdunk Thus increase his spunk He pays an old skunk Who coaches the team of gunk And is always drunk He tries really hard To jump up the required yard Aided by a faked card But it's understood He can't make more than a foot There is no dispute So the drun...

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