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- Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:53 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: The Misery Merchant
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3432
Re: The Misery Merchant
Thank you, psychotic pretender.
- Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:36 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: The Misery Merchant
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3432
The Misery Merchant
am I free to speak my mind or is the mind free to speak on its behalf? do I have your undivided attention or are you distracted by signs flashing, urging "proceed with abandon"? I tire of your incessant queries "does this kerchief match my jacket?" do I look like a fashion mogul? away with the const...
- Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:08 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: The Lobbyist
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1577
The Lobbyist
do you think I should run for office should I run for cover first? if you gave a million dollars I think my heart would burst I will do the devil's bidding for a truly handsome fee all in the name of justice in all sincerity good times last forever the way I think they should honeymoon in Vegas but ...
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:33 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: The Housekeeper
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1670
The Housekeeper
They told me to quit I was declared unfit to carry water for the establishment by dint of law through shock and in awe forced to accept my punishment now I scrub the counters clean coffee stains and the daily grime under wraps, behind the scenes, removing all traces of official crimes at least the p...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:51 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: The L
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1785
Re: The L
Thanks, Gordy!
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:42 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: The L
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1785
The L
what the l did you do that for? what the l am I doin' on the floor? what the l is he doin' here? what the l is he doin' with my beer? what the l? what the l you people ever knock? what the l? ever look at a clock? what the l? get outta my flat what the l? you're old and I'm fat what the l is your pr...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:18 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: SCRAWL
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2003
Re: SCRAWL
Psychotic Pretender,
Thank you!
Thank you!
- Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:12 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: SCRAWL
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2003
SCRAWL
the morbid scrawl that is your existence
cannot contain the seething joy of my demise
you demanded a retraction of this sentiment
in preference of lies
I'll raise your expectations
before dashing all your hopes
you dodged a bullet this time
next time I'll bring a rope.
cannot contain the seething joy of my demise
you demanded a retraction of this sentiment
in preference of lies
I'll raise your expectations
before dashing all your hopes
you dodged a bullet this time
next time I'll bring a rope.
- Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:09 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: 15 Scorpions
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3602
Re: 15 Scorpions
Love it!
- Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:18 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: Train of Thought
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2396
Train of Thought
once there was a wise man with a swollen brain who lost his mind to a speeding train now all his ideas and all of his thoughts rest in peace in the book I bought his words of wisdom live in you and me my head's quite small though eventually I hope to become all that he was like the man said, "it's w...
- Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:34 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: Fun and Games
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3512
Fun and Games
they tell me Jesus died for all our sins at the gates of hell we're all dying to get in dreadin' armageddon, it's coming soon I got a timeshare on a distant moon it's no time for fun and games your little dreamworld's going down in flames don't wanna stick around for the big encore I've seen this ac...
- Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:22 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: wouldn't you know
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2279
Re: wouldn't you know
Correct! Sharp eye there!
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:58 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: wouldn't you know
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2279
wouldn't you know
field of green streams of blue isthmus be love isle of ewe hazy sky a cluttered mind naked sun beneath the pine chemical high sweet and low worlds between us wouldn't you know closing the gap scaling the wall over the rainbow having a ball a permanent fixture I fix my gaze the straight and narrow ce...
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:52 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: blame it on Eve
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3521
Re: blame it on Eve
A keeper.
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:48 am
- Forum: The New Members' Café
- Topic: PRIVATIZE IT!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3950
Re: PRIVATIZE IT!
Thanks, Dutchman!