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by audiofool
Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:53 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: The Misery Merchant
Replies: 6
Views: 3432

Re: The Misery Merchant

Thank you, psychotic pretender. :hello:
by audiofool
Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:36 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: The Misery Merchant
Replies: 6
Views: 3432

The Misery Merchant

am I free to speak my mind or is the mind free to speak on its behalf? do I have your undivided attention or are you distracted by signs flashing, urging "proceed with abandon"? I tire of your incessant queries "does this kerchief match my jacket?" do I look like a fashion mogul? away with the const...
by audiofool
Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:08 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: The Lobbyist
Replies: 1
Views: 1577

The Lobbyist

do you think I should run for office should I run for cover first? if you gave a million dollars I think my heart would burst I will do the devil's bidding for a truly handsome fee all in the name of justice in all sincerity good times last forever the way I think they should honeymoon in Vegas but ...
by audiofool
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:33 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: The Housekeeper
Replies: 1
Views: 1670

The Housekeeper

They told me to quit I was declared unfit to carry water for the establishment by dint of law through shock and in awe forced to accept my punishment now I scrub the counters clean coffee stains and the daily grime under wraps, behind the scenes, removing all traces of official crimes at least the p...
by audiofool
Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:51 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: The L
Replies: 2
Views: 1785

Re: The L

Thanks, Gordy!
by audiofool
Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:42 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: The L
Replies: 2
Views: 1785

The L

what the l did you do that for? what the l am I doin' on the floor? what the l is he doin' here? what the l is he doin' with my beer? what the l? what the l you people ever knock? what the l? ever look at a clock? what the l? get outta my flat what the l? you're old and I'm fat what the l is your pr...
by audiofool
Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:18 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: SCRAWL
Replies: 2
Views: 2003

Re: SCRAWL

Psychotic Pretender,

Thank you! :hello:
by audiofool
Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:12 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: SCRAWL
Replies: 2
Views: 2003

SCRAWL

the morbid scrawl that is your existence
cannot contain the seething joy of my demise

you demanded a retraction of this sentiment
in preference of lies

I'll raise your expectations
before dashing all your hopes

you dodged a bullet this time
next time I'll bring a rope.
by audiofool
Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:09 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: 15 Scorpions
Replies: 7
Views: 3602

Re: 15 Scorpions

:hearts: Love it!
by audiofool
Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:18 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: Train of Thought
Replies: 3
Views: 2396

Train of Thought

once there was a wise man with a swollen brain who lost his mind to a speeding train now all his ideas and all of his thoughts rest in peace in the book I bought his words of wisdom live in you and me my head's quite small though eventually I hope to become all that he was like the man said, "it's w...
by audiofool
Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:34 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: Fun and Games
Replies: 8
Views: 3512

Fun and Games

they tell me Jesus died for all our sins at the gates of hell we're all dying to get in dreadin' armageddon, it's coming soon I got a timeshare on a distant moon it's no time for fun and games your little dreamworld's going down in flames don't wanna stick around for the big encore I've seen this ac...
by audiofool
Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:22 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: wouldn't you know
Replies: 3
Views: 2279

Re: wouldn't you know

Correct! Sharp eye there!
by audiofool
Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:58 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: wouldn't you know
Replies: 3
Views: 2279

wouldn't you know

field of green streams of blue isthmus be love isle of ewe hazy sky a cluttered mind naked sun beneath the pine chemical high sweet and low worlds between us wouldn't you know closing the gap scaling the wall over the rainbow having a ball a permanent fixture I fix my gaze the straight and narrow ce...
by audiofool
Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:52 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: blame it on Eve
Replies: 7
Views: 3521

Re: blame it on Eve

A keeper. :cheers:
by audiofool
Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:48 am
Forum: The New Members' Café
Topic: PRIVATIZE IT!
Replies: 6
Views: 3950

Re: PRIVATIZE IT!

Thanks, Dutchman!

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